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What do I do when I’m bored and waiting for the last people to come in? I take artsy pictures of the cats. Also, hella job perk, getting to hang out with cats regularly.

What do I do when I’m bored and waiting for the last people to come in? I take artsy pictures of the cats. Also, hella job perk, getting to hang out with cats regularly.

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how to tell if a movie is shit

callmeoutis:

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monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

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hotch0colate:

lily allen is a genius

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stickysheep:

underwatermess:

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

NO

Yes

stickysheep:

underwatermess:

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

NO

Yes

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eremiel-fallen-angel:

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

your sister sounds pleasant 

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strikeblr:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Damn right son