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Pumpkin, one of the cats at work. Reminds me of my Mighty kitty a bit (minus about 10 pounds, haha). I can’t wait for the day when I can adopt another cat!

Pumpkin, one of the cats at work. Reminds me of my Mighty kitty a bit (minus about 10 pounds, haha). I can’t wait for the day when I can adopt another cat!

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Cosmo sex tip #564

sassytimelordminion:

When you take off his pants, say in a deep Batman voice “WHERE IS IT”

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Cosmo Sex Tip #18005647

iwanttobethepope:

When you’re in bed with your man start yelling BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL and just as he’s about to finish yell BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY.  Lean in close after and seductively whisper  science rules

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Wanda Sex Tip #507

turntechgiraffegod:

Before she cums, pull out and yell ” And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.” and walk out of the room

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Cosmo Sex Tip #784

sweetlifeofzackandkony:

Right as he’s about to cum, embrace him and whisper in his ear, “The Lannisters send their regards.” Then stab him through the chest.

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Cosmo sex tip #89403

irascorpious:

When he comes in your mouth, swallow and look lustfully into his eyes and whisper “I can’t believe it’s not butter”

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astro-lass:

Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”

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He has been talking like this all night and I’m about to cry laughing @bwelcher777

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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