When you take off his pants, say in a deep Batman voice “WHERE IS IT”
When you’re in bed with your man start yelling BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL and just as he’s about to finish yell BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. Lean in close after and seductively whisper science rules
Before she cums, pull out and yell ” And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.” and walk out of the room
Right as he’s about to cum, embrace him and whisper in his ear, “The Lannisters send their regards.” Then stab him through the chest.
When he comes in your mouth, swallow and look lustfully into his eyes and whisper “I can’t believe it’s not butter”
Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
He has been talking like this all night and I’m about to cry laughing @bwelcher777